January 2012
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The government shut me down.
Not really. But I cannot access Yahoo, Google, Facebook, or Flickr.
I can go to other pages just fine. Went through all the steps to fix any issues, no luck.
So I called my service provider. Busy signal. This is a call center, you get put on hold, not a busy signal. Seems you take away one’s Facebook and they all be calling.
Finally got through. Never did reach a person because the...
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I'm condescending.
That means I talk down to you.
Hannah is polite.
Hannah: Mommy, can I bite you?
Me: No!
Hannah: Please.
Me: I said no.
Hannah: Please, please, please!!
I said Hannah was polite, I didn’t say she wasn’t weird.
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5 things I learned today.
1. I cannot quit.
2. I hate doctors.
3. I have to fight harder to keep from losing myself.
4. Despite how hard I try to shut people out, some people just won’t let me.
5. Shutting people out serves no purpose.
FUN SCIENCE FACT:
Did you know that if you took out your small and large intestines and laid them out, end to end, you would die.
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I miss his BS blogs.
Jun 17, 2006
PHASE-RESISTANT TECHNIQUE (Patent Pending)
PHASE-RESISTANT TECHNIQUE What is it? Phase-resistant technique (PRT) is a brand new construct for the digital music world. PRT is a two-pronged methodology. The first is implemented during the construction of the songs themselves. Fashioned out of time-assured melodic and harmonic structures, the compositions have been tested to ensure...
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I never wanted to be "that" mom.
But today, I am just that.
I love Allison having her friends over, and they are all such good kids, and they are having such fun. But me… I just want to climb into bed and cry.
My headache is off the charts. Muscle pain not letting up.
Having the kids here is not the issue. I love that. It is trying to smile, laugh, and not cry in front of them that is hard.
I don’t want...
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7 REASONS I SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO PHOTOSHOP
An 11 year old with smooth moves.
Allison went over to her friend Trevor’s house. She, Ashley, and Trevor are making a movie.
When she got home, I asked what kind of movie are they making. She said a horror movie. Either a comedy horror or a romantic horror.
I looked at her and said, “Romantic horror?”
“Don’t worry, mom,” she said. “There will only be hugging.”
Smooth move...
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I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU FREAKING DID THAT!!
I am so ticked off at you and will NOT be speaking to you for a very very long time!!
NOT COOL!!
In case anyone is curious about my irate state, it is because someone had the gall to send me this in an email. Click here to see.
And yes, I posted a link because I will NOT have such vulgarity on my tumblr.
